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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.


The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'



'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard'
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  • Listening to: Johnny Cash
  • Reading: Nothing Yet.
  • Watching: Family Guy
  • Playing: Nothing Yet.
  • Eating: Nothing Now But I ate Pizza
  • Drinking: Nothing Yet.

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AzraelFinalstar Nov 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks for the watch.
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InvaderKwin Nov 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you very much for the points, I really appreciate it! :D
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:iconoverlordray:
No problem, mind if I ask about DarkHunter Wolf's Irken oc's since I never got their bios and missed out on all of his art work...?
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InvaderKwin Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I actually don’t know much about her OC’s themselves except for what I’ve seen from them in pictures :( I wasn’t part of dA until after she left. She still has an account here, but she doesn’t draw Invader Zim anymore
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Do you happen to know the account name?
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